Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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