i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you đ
Quick questionâhow good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Iâm gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a âbrilliantâ idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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