Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I have post one night stand depression
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