Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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