I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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