I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This is my gift to your gina
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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