covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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