carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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