She announced her abortion via fbk
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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