That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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