1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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