spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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