It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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