yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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