so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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