she was so not down for the gang bang
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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