Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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