we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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