I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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