There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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