I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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