Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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