it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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