ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize