i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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