I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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