So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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