is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
