we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
