a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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