Porn is love you can see.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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