Its about making memories worth repressing
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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