She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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