i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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