nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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