I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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