how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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