dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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