Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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