Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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