Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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