I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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