Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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