I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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