hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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