i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
