real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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