Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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