Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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