Sponge bath it is.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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