Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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