do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i drank out of a bidet.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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