just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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