D3 body, D1 cock
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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