Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Houston, we have a blender
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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