He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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